Bopomofo 

词曲:张楚

翻开语文书第一册 请大家跟著我朗读
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七岁开始上学读书 学习汉字和加减乘除
沐浴著那阳光雨露 我想我就要变成棵树
想要不被别人欺负 就得学好语文算术
翻开语文书第一册 请大家跟著我朗读

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bpmf dtnl bpmf dtnl


从没搞清什是痛苦 大概是背
aoeiu
终于明白孤独意思 就是没人再打我屁股
我作出的考试题目 答案都是些无理数
让我用"不"字造句 我只会写出来"绝不,绝不!绝不!!"

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bpmf dtnl bpmf dtnl


从没搞清什是痛苦 大概是背
aoeiu
终于明白孤独意思 就是没人再打我屁股

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他们说我已经成熟 可我智商还不到二百五
我想要求回到当初 不给我苹果也不在乎
我想得上一次感冒 发发高烧有人来照顾
谁娶了我小学同桌 我想那该有多么幸福

 

 

Bopomofo

Lyrics/Music: Zhang Chu

 

Open up Chinese textbook volume one, everyone please repeat after me:
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bpmf dtnl bpmf dtnl

Start school studies at age seven, learning characters and calculation
Absorbing the sunlight and rainfall, I think I'm turning into a tree
If you don't want to be bullied by others, better master Chinese and arithmetic

Open up Chinese textbook volume one, everyone please repeat after me:
bpmf dtnl bpmf dtnl
bpmf dtnl bpmf dtnl

Never realized what pain was, perhaps it is reciting "aoeiu"
Finally understand the meaning of lonely, is when there is no one to spank
my butt
The exam questions I finish, the answers all come out as irrational numbers
Tell me to make a sentence with "not", I can only write "absolutely not,
absolutely not!"

bpmf dtnl bpmf dtnl
bpmf dtnl bpmf dtnl

Never realized what pain was, perhaps it was reciting "aoeiu"
Finally understand the meaning of lonely, is when there is no one to spank
my butt

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They say I am already grown up, but my IQ hasn't even reached 250
I want to go back to the beginning, it won't matter if I don't get an apple
I want to catch a cold, spike a high fever and have someone look after me
Who married my classmate at elementary school, I think he must be oh-so-happy

 

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